It's basically over but I'm bored (go back »)

Why am I opening with a picture of Black Fridge looking like a retarded dog about to encounter a UFO (ugly fucking oriface?)? Because I can.

And his friend Bel-trah, Cahlos' long lost brother, is confused/extremely angry about the amount of time that has passed since I mentioned him. I don't apologize so go drown.

If you are all insinuating that the Blue Jays have crabs, congratulations, you are wrong. They have blue balls and a mean case of chaffing, making it hard to walk.

Thank you for your demonstration man with awkward beard. I applaud your courage.

Well, look at you, inventing the rake shovel, or rovel. Shake would have been the obvious choice homo.
AND THEN THE MAGICAL HELMET LIFTED HIM INTO SPACE AND ALL WAS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.

Lol at Cahlos stuck in a bush. Don't bother telling him how to escape, just let him think he is in a corn maze.

Arod forgot to step OUT of the fridge.

Jeter still thinks he is a mechanical mouthed dough boy.

and Texmex is a donkey. A donkey that gnaws on blades of grass and shin guards.