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Wow, this guy is so amazed at how his hands can go out in front of his body. And douche with sunglasses on his hat is smug as an asshat after feeding guy mushrooms.

Horse McTranqs is on the tranq patch, so he's starting to simmer a bit.

And by that I mean barely. 

Yes, fantastic, show everyone your boy band moves and point at the old man in the front row, I'm sure he cares.
And Rookie IKE's reaction to this tomfoolery?

That's right, angrily blow into the water bottle so it sounds like a wind chime instrument. That will show Tranq.

"Yea Mom, I gotta go, Old Harry Potter is about to attack ump for sneezing."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...." 
Or he is just gonna pee his pants.
And look at this ump with his boxy boobs and angry expression.

Black Torre is so offended he must push other ump into Boxboob ump for satisfaction.

Why are you limping off into the sunset that doesnt exist? Pull it together chum bucket.

Why is Bay so intense and focused on pounding his fist into Tranqs? Does he have Death Powder on his knuckles?

Are you planning on becoming a pirate with a wooden arm made of bat? No? Then stop.

"But I don't WANNA go to the carnival!"
Well the carnival doesn't want you there sweaty mctesticle so stop crying.
Apparently for Uggla and A-Corn, it's breakdance terribly/do pushups like a tiny girl day.

Cue the sad trumpet sound that I keep hearing in Puerto Rico.
Who the fuckity fuck decided, "Hey. Bernie Williams. He was a Yankee at some point, huh? Do you think he would wanna...play the guitar at a Met game?"
Well sure he would.

Iron your shirt, fruitfly.

Everyone's reaction here is priceless. Blanco is probably asking "Who are you and why am I wearing pants at this hour?" Tranq is trying to hide his sadness about his hat wanting a divorce. Carter is a retarded Nazi. Francteeth is a zombie of some sort. Old man river to our left is getting older, needs his blanket and a rocking chair, possibly a glass of water for his dentures. And don't forget Niese with his...pink lipstick of mischief.

Excuse me, is this the 80's? Ok, no, so why are you posing and crying in the dark like a hair metal band?