sitting behind home plate = easier to yell at Pelf (go back »)

Amazing seats at the mets game last night, able to see Pelf lick his hand and Francteeth shave his beard.
Fuck you Luigi, no need to rub in your ridiculous win. 
Wise decision, taking your anger out on a bucket of bubble gum. And drawing a starfish on your hand.
Although I can understand where the anger stems from.
BLAH blugh throw up.
Ugh, the gruesome twosome need to stop bumping and humping. And I need to stop rhyming, it hurts my fingers.
Look at how uncomfortable Black Torre is here.
He's like "Do I...do I eat her?"
But that is nothing compared to the extreme awkardness and uncomfortability of Posada being held in Joba's embrace.
"Oh...oh man. I need to retire."
Why the awkward pose, Pence? Are you planning on going down a water slide in the next few seconds?
The ultimate definition of creeping along.

Oh balloon strangler, you are quite the fail.