francteeth? Touche Seinfeld (go back »)

Yes you Grimace, you are Francteeth, because you smile when you are stuck in traffic. Or in a tornado. Or when you strike out. Or when the electricity bill comes. Or when you play "Find the Molar" with Pagan.
Derek "anal cavity" Jeter looks confused here, like "Why is my belt dirty?" and "Am I drooling or is that a pimple?"

Is that mike tyson's evil clone? And why is his teammate rubbing the "cream" in?
ZOMGOHNBOJGFDJOUCFNFM Look.

It's...he...is he pretending to be black and go "ballin?" Or is he a twinkiedoodle looking for his homosexual life partner in life? And if so, is the running diamondback supposed to care?

Aw, don't be so offended that he didn't choose you, Pikachu!...or should I say A-Roddleton. Cuz you still have that toilet plunger you never actually use.
Or butt plugger.

"MMM, girl, I will see you tonight! Wear heels...and now let me pet you creepily"

"Okay, alright, calm down my child, no need to side skip and prance like a diseased camel."
Did you know that Texmex is .5% more attractiveish in the dark and that he gets confused when he sees his own shadow?

Now you know, and that is always half the battle LOL GI JOE
Hey everybody look! It's a race between Francoeur on the left, Big Pelf on the right, and of course Bay with his matrix glasses in the middle. Run!
Does Francoeur have a purse?
Anyway, Balloon Burster is a schmuck, and possibly running from the law.
I hope he trips and falls into hell...or something.
Hey Tranq! Are you doing o...

K please someone help him, and put his dirty tongue back in its tongue socket.

Not you. I don't trust you and your thirty six chins of despair.
Wait, stop. Why is his name on the bat? Is that how it is for everyone or is it just because he can read as he made sure we all knew with his holding of a children's book while smiling brightly?

Yeah yeah yeah poo-tang, shut up chunks.

Okay great, yes, we can see you attempting to make a dive for it, why are you staring at us like this is a commercial?

Don't...don't applaud that Jose. Go back to playing the ladle like Aiken Drum.
Can you cut it out? No one came here to see you juggle.
Oh my. Ruben, sweetie, that is not Tranqs, you cannot assume everyone is a horse and ride them at any time.
If I were to guess here, I would assume IKE is attracted to Dirty.

Enjoying that high five a little too much, eh buddy?  Yeaaaaaaaaa OPEN YOUR EYES.
Also, I thought for a moment that you had 3 arms and 3 legs. Creepy.

I...I can't tell if you are angry because your shirt is slightly open? Or are you trying not to laugh at the poop face you made moments ago?

What, did the poop just trickle as you threw? Are your bowels going with age? And why did you force Anal Cavity to watch? Maybe he had better things to do like teach Texmex how to appear big when around a bear.

Or how to run without huffing, puffing, wheezing,and almost spontaneously combusting your cheeks all over the field.
"Guuuuuuuuuuuys, waaaaaaaaaaaaiiit!"(puff, wheeze)
And they really need to work on that whole "Don't touch my no no parts" thing.

Awkward for everyone,especially Tranqs who has just quit tranqs for good and well, passed out on my lawn.

Fantastic. Also, please don't write the number three on my lawn, it hurts the grass.