@^#$^@&!^*& the yankees (go back »)

Yea, that's correct, I am talking to you anal stripes. Don't go prancing around on your tip toes like a hideous ballerina. And shame on you Tranq for standing less than 500 feet away from Jeter. Do you want syphillis?

I suppose Texmex the human cannonball does and believes you can contract it through helmet contact. Jeter looks so creepy and childish here, like he is picking bugs off of Texmex.
 
Let's all take a moment to laugh hysterically at how shrimp like Balloon Destroyer is in comparison to his ugly teammates. And not that I am looking, but is his crotch drooping?
Are you new to this scene? No, so why are you holding the bat in such a manner that the ball would need to be thrown from a helicopter to reach you?

Oh geez, tubby down I repeat tubby is going down, somebody get the largest trampoline we have.

Oh no it's Humphrey the Towel Ghost, run away!

...or just stand around, pretending to be an aeromaplane that destroys its friends' hopes and dreams. It's cool.


No grimace, the bat is not a backscratcher, please stop.
This is not Flash Gordon. Also, I never want to read again, in fact, I think I will become illiterate. Will says balsa wood? Perhaps because Texmex's face reminds him of old trees.
Shut your double chin up, you are scaring the children.
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