sit your ass down a-roid. (go back »)

Because when you sit down, we can all sigh with relief that nothing can escape from your ass onto the field, like last week when that balloon animal of a giraffe appeared out of the...brown. Moving on.
...And we are back to these two, celebrating in the most slap-happy way possible. Perhaps Crazy Horse should tell Tranqy Horse that his pockets are coming undone.
In related Tranq news, Reyes still sucks at making a normal, untranq-like face.

I mean really, can someone please assure him that no, there is not a gigantic pteroydactal in the sky that is dropping feces on all of the children?

Great, now he is running away in a preposterous fashion and he thinks he is about to tip over. Relax, Reyes, just look up and put your hands by your sides.

Oh...oh okay, that's better I suppose. We really need to ween you off, perhaps just get you into goat tranqs.
 I am not sure if this is supposed to be a creepy bear hug, but it sure as hell looks like one. Perhaps fridge shouldn't appear so...stabby.

Are you trying to look cool while you pitch...Gustavo (the fuck?)...because acting like you are number one when you are really number twelve is just sad.

Yelling at ump will not bring back your dead Uncle Frank, please calm down. Besides, he died in 1892, get over it.
There is really nothing spectacular about this scene. I just enjoy that guy's last name, which I don't think is real. I think he just really hates Jason Bay, and is all "I am SO over bay...overbay. Yes. That's perfect. Put that on my shirt!" 

My god, look how infuriated Texmex is in the background here. He's probably planning his attack with an ax or a burrito on Dirty later tonight.

Who the FUCK needed to see this? And why has Jack Sparrow appeared twice here today? Go back to the ship. 
This guy looks so confused and befogged, like he has no idea why everyone is congratulating him on taking a dump and having a face like A-Rod.

Wow, look at bland Bert in the background here. Like what he sees is going to have any impact on the action he gets from ump later...
And dirty d struggling on the ground probably makes Texmex laugh with glee.

Or maybe it just makes him shield his hideous face from pooping pterodyactals. Shit, tranq was telling the truth.