Is this the happy time apocalypse? (go back »)

What? What is this guy so disgusted and alarmed about that he must point and go into reverse like a truck?

Alright, sure, this is disturbing and not something I would want to wake up to. But could you be more polite next time and just walk away coughing loudly?
Let's see how Horsetranq is doing with his tranq rehab

Okay, so not well, considering he thinks the other guy's hand is on the moon and on fire. We will get back to his rehab later.

Chipper I thought you were planning to retire, not attempt to woo your teammate into your large pantaloones.

Ugh, um, ok go back to the wooing maybe. Seriously, what is happening, are you going to eat the microphones or fall asleep standing up like a cow in the barn?
Hey RIMROD I am right behind you with some coco butter and yams, would you like them?

Oh. Oh I suppose not, no need to turn around and yell obscenities such as "Perhaps" and "Put them in my locker."
So apparently Texmex decided to go through with his extra fat chin surgery, adding another twelve on.

Phillies catcher is not aroused.

This is interesting I suppose, if you like people catching balls unexpectedly while their teammate climbs the tarp like a child on a playground. And guy with khaki pants, why are you cowering in fear? 
Perhaps it is because of what happened moments earlier, when he mistook a man's hat for an angry and revengeful swan.
oh my.
So tranq, rehab any better or...

oh ok, now we need three people to stand around and test our finger for "moon fire" burns while we stare off in the distance at a cat playing with yarn.

What are these two discussing, how to insert tampons?

Now what? No, I do not want to fight you, clearly I would win without getting up from this chair. Also, Rivera is about to bite your leg.