Thank cranberries we beat the orioles (go back »)

Ok, if this is what qualifies as praying, then we all better watch out because this guy is clearly summoning the evil nose devil.


Petttitte has just realized that yes, he left the stove on.

Wow, Jeter, you don't have an edge. And you are also the worst Batman of all time, even worse than Bob Barker.

Why does Cartah look so angry and discombobulated here? Did Crazy Horse eat his lunch?
Or perhaps he was the fool who suggested Cartah swing at the ball like Texmex in the ballet?

Speaking of Texmex, here's the obese cheeked Humpty Dumpty now, making sure we never forget his ugly mug.

You have to go far, far away for us to forget. Or, ya know, fall off a wall so we can't put you together.
Jesus Christ, random White Sock, you cannot just assume the Cub wants to give you a piggy back ride. It's rude.

Can you two do the conga on your own time? Also, why is there a creepy old hand reaching out for Jeter? Is that...Rimrod in the future reaching through a vortex?
Perhaps the blue jay catcher should stop antagonizing random dirt thrower or else he might get rusty rake to the crotch.
Apparently Hardon has been put on the dl for an injured glut. Well if that doesn't mean "more time to masturbate to spongebob and asian sumo wrestling" i dunno what is.
Lol at his fat chin on the rail.
Oh man, this guy is so disappointed in ump, like he had so much faith and it was all lost because of ump. Not..really sure why.

How rude can you be that you must step on this guy's neck just to retreive your mask? Go around him!

Wow, how proud you must be of your tiny sliver of light in the dark and awful abyss, grow up.

Look how annoyed ump is becoming, he's all "Can you hurry up and NOT do the electric slide into home plate? I have things to do, like trim the trees"
For those of you wondering how Reyes is doing with the weening off of the tranqs...
the answer is no, even though that doesn't really make sense.

Why is the guy in the bright orange shirt so upset and concerned about nothing? And why is the douche bag sitting on top of that child's arm so he has no chance to escape?