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Tonight, there was much unnecessary horniness of the Masturbating Triceratops, and he even sent some of his co-workers out to....attack.
This guy is so violent with his towel full of disgustingness. Also, how did poor schmuck get changed into shorts so quickly, voodoo?
Then we have this foolish ladle who probably deserved every last drop.

He can't even see what's going on, how does he know that's really a microphone?
And finally, we have "Crazy Horse" or whatever the fuck who is having way too much fun making sure Neise has white stuff in every crevice and oriface and such.
Fun.

Oh geez it's the second coming of Don Zimmerman and the head tossing incident, only this time the fat bald guy will be played by retarded Braves fan who probably misses Grimace's teeth.
Why are we censoring this guy's body? Is he that unhealthy for our eyes?

There are people called hookers guy. You don't need to rub your lips on the wall to feel happy tingling.
Also, ha! at your last name because this is most certainly disgusting.

If this was bowling, that guy would still fail.

This guy reminds me of the droopy dog from cartoons. You know the one. And way to hurt the grass, bub.

Never question why Jaundice talks to the batting cage. He will throw you far.
So for some amazing reason Texmex has decided to stay in a cave recently and I haven't seen his ugly mug in....a while. Shit.

Thank jesus' dimples that I still can't see his face, but I can see butt cleavage, shin guards, and Texmex's feeble attempt to get a guy out while making a peen grab.

Calm down running ump, you can tell him how to apply the herpes lotion later.

I can't actually see Santana's eyes, but I am sure they are bulging because he knows Blanco is going to unplug Dirty D's night light later on. And that was not sexual at all, just the truth, cuz you know D totally has a night light and a racecar bed.