Grimace should never argue about patties or strike (go back »)

There are several amusing things that occured today.
For starters we have this depressing guy who Chipper is blaming his poots and anal toots on.

And to make matters worse for Depressed sad guy, Bobby Cocks is beckoning for him to join his basement party of two. Now with laced cookies and baby wipes?

We also have this guy who believes he is the re-emergence of Elvis/Jesus/Masturbating Dinosaur's Puppet.

Back up hobo.

If this guy is attempting to do the YMCA without the whole yma part, he should get help.

WOAH.WOAH.WOAH.WOAH.WOAH. THIS sorry this hug is illegal in seven continents, please don't make me report you to Jeter's vagina. And it's not because it is extremely homosexually unattractive, but because you shouldn't swap spit during an awkward bear hug.
Why are you all standing around, pretending to be intimidating with that dog that appears to want to play fetch and lick our wounds? No one is afraid of anything displayed here.
Stupid cardinal fuck is using a slip and slide at the most inappropriate time.

Oh Pony Tranqs. Don't you realize we can see your doped up facial expressions and awful eyebrow shaving? Also, why is Blanco checking your chocolate ass out in an extremely obvious fashion? Unless, hopefully, you have gum stuck to your pants.

Okay great yes you can see us or you have two eyes or something. What is this supposed to signify, that we should purchase glasses? Or should we watch you point accusingly in the next scenario?

It's a real treat to see everyone celebrating Ike's new bike (or something, maybe a home run), especially Bay and Cora in the background who always seem to be confused as to where they are and what smells like burning.
Oh I see what happened to IKE here.

He's running from the Masturbating Triceratops as WELL as the "elvis jesus puppet combo" douche hole.
In a very extreme and unnecessary fashion I might add. I mean really, is that light bright face really necessary IKE?

OH NO! IT got him wait holy shit I know that kid in the background. That's Tricia's little brother Craig. Why is he smiling evilly, did he know the Triceratops was extremely horny?
Anywho...

Pacora, can you not grin so creepily as you run the bases? It makes me think you have been running naked through campsites and pushing people into oncoming traffic.