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Starting with an Old Harry Potter congratulating Fridge on his new novel, "How to Burn Bacon on a Hot Stove"

even though the book only sold two copies that are both in Fridge's stomach.
I was wondering when Grimace/Ernie would appear next to Crazy Horse in an epic battle for ridiculous posing.

I see, Pacora is going with the "Man struggling with a heavy box oh SHIT here comes the baseball", well played but overdone. And Grimace, I appreciate the "Man slightly ducking, prancing, and looking for four leaf clovers" although I would have appreciated a bit more effort.
Alright, I can't decide which pose is worse, so let's go to our re-tard of the month, Swishbucket, to give the deciding vote. Left hand is Pacora, right hand is Grimace....and....
okay then. We won't be coming back to you for anything ever again. Put your tongue back in the electrical socket.

Um, alright. If you are going to make a Shawn pile, perhaps you should actually include someone named Shawn. Also, gang bang awkwardness much?

Not exactly sure why you hooligans are celebrating in such a foolish manner. This is why we can't have nice things.
Apparently BayBert is getting lonely without Grimace constantly telling him about his latest adventures.

Resorting to Catcher Crotch touching is unnecessary kid. Stand up and realize you are making yourself look like Tranqy when he realizes the world is round.

Of course, he only discovered this after seeing Pelfrey draw continents on Dirty D's head.

This is not, nor has it ever been, the Swan Ballet. Please quit trying to make it that, because the Dodgers in the background could not be any less amused.
Hey, has anyone been asking, "What happened to Clemens?"
I'm sure no one did, but there he is, still plump and angry about everything that exists.
ZOMG BUTTERED PANCAKES HOLY SHIT!
That was my tourettes code for Man Goodies...has returned...
Wow. Scary much?
AND on top of that awful facial expression, he is apparently sucking the air out of the wind tunnel. Or in regular terms, doing shitty, so he was taken out in only the fourth inning. Not so well played, sausage head.

Hey, umps? Can you play ring around the rosie on your own time?

What exactly occured in this moment? Did the Blue Jay decide he hated his ridiculous outifit and jumped on the other guy, assuming that was how changing clothes with another individual works? Did the other guy want this to happen? Does anyone else really want a cheeseburger at this moment?

You should probably quit your day job as a peen and work full time as a spinning top.

BWAHHAH hey. Wait, why is one of your shoes not available on your foot? Oh, who cares about that LOL at chubby quadruple chin's face. And how does he think that kneeling is going to give him the ability to catch a skinny running turd?

What the fuck is this, your pruny lemon face? No one is amused.
Especially not this fun guy.

I guess? he is eating seeds but hell if I know the truth. Could be bacon bits.

What is Achoo Rod doing here exactly, playing tag with no one? I feel like Jaundice Girardi probably knows what is about to happen but refuses to tell Rivera because he wants to see Rimrod's face implode.
On a scarier note, here is Texmex's impression of an attractive person smiling.

Not even close, poopsicle.