People are dumb (go back »)

Specifically, Kellogg and other random ump debating if this glove is real or not. I am almost not kidding.

Here's Bay, whitest guy ever! Rubbing the crotch area in his cuban uniform. All while Mr. Met's evil twin Bob leers in the background.
On a side note, your sunglasses are ridiculous never wear them again. Seriously, who are you, Neo from the Matrix? I doubt it.

Not sure why you are actually thinking about telling us you are actually Morpheus from the Matrix; don't think too hard, your pea brain might actually explode and then everyone will be eating vegetables for a month.

Pagan can't believe that his buns have become so healthy after the war.
What?
Also, he has apparently earned the nickname crazy horse, but we all know who is really the crazy horse.

Um, no, not you creep. Can you quit smirking like an ape and make sure your wrist can come out of a 45 degree angle? 


Yes. You. You win the horse tranq prize...of more horse tranqs. And a wheel of cheese.Davis confused. Davis go boom boom. In the classroom. IKE!!!!!!!!!!
This entry has made no sense whatsoever. Let's start over.

Shadowpuppets of some sort? This is not a good do over.

This is just average Texmex. It's like he wakes up and decides to be plump.

This dirty whore with the wimpy gloves is confused/amused/frightened that other guy is going to steal his glove/skin/soul.
As if I haven't addressed Bay enough...
these two have rightfully earned the names Ernie and Bert, with Gumshoe Grimace definitely being Ernie because I feel like he owns a rubber duckie and Bay totally enjoys his large collection of sweaters.
Concluding with Texmex looking like a cat going after his toy that got stuck in a radiator.

Don't encourage him Jeter.