Getting sushi with Takahashi (go back »)

You shall be awarded with party hats and confetti. I suppose.
Why is this rectangular angle of Jeter's tush necessary? And don't bullshit me saying, Oh well you can see buildings FUCK BUILDINGS, ALL I SEE IS HIS ASS.

"It's alright son, sometimes I like to put a dress on when it's my birthday."

Who in their right mind told failure here he is a weeble wobble?

I don't think trust fall works in this situation, guy.

The glove is hiding less than you think, brussel sprout. Also, I think that Twin fool is having trouble standing upright, please help him and remove your hand from inside your pants.

This is not helping, this is what we call "making it worse" or "rubbing it in" or "The Ass Rod has leg issues" dance. Tug it up and get back to the game.

Or just become extremely constipated in the rain. Whatever's easier at this point.

What an interesting game of charades. Mariner douche is driving a van into a supermarket for free food and Fat Tiger Fuck is playing the part of Unnecessary Seatbelt.

This is all types of illegal wrapped into one pig in a blanket that is undercooked. Also, Tranq, we really need to have some sort of intervention.

Pretending you can't get up because your legs really want to form letters of the alphabet is no excuse. Get your act together because your face is starting to become creepy and similar to Pettitte's when he turns into rubber.

Do you see the similarities? My god, they should make a quilting club called "Making quilts...oh yea, and making rubber faces."

There is something about this scenario...it makes me think dirty d might pee his pants, he is so fucking uncomfortable. I can't quite put my finger on what it is...

Pretending you are an aeromaplane makes it all the more difficult to prove you have some sort of an i.q.
Let's end on a creepy/stupid note, because the rain and lightning are attacking somehow.
Here is Gumshoe Grimace two years ago. Because his past is really unbelievable. And by that I mean, holy shit what am I witnessing?

Apparently when G.G. was a lonely Brave, he would travel in cars with hot dog men and didn't shave so comparisons to cavemen and ugly turds would be made about his face.
But seriously, hot dog man what the fuck is going on?