Finally. Bay becomes..an ocean? (go back »)

Yes, alright, just because you did swell doesn't mean I am giving you money for a sandwich.

And YOU should probably stop eating your hat.

And I won't even say anything about you...except can you please quit pursing your lips duck style?
Because when duck lips occurs, jaundice appears with his yellow skin of doom

and clearly all hell breaks loose.
So to celebrate, in an impossibly awkward fashion...

uh, K-Rod and Tranq decided to do a slow motion Native American high five. Which only ten people in the world can do so bravo, I suppose.

It's a very long and stupid high five, so sometimes Castillo likes to interrupt by punching someone.
And of course San-tan-ah, being all proud of doing stuff, took his happiness out on Dirty D's ass.

I like to believe Dirty Pop D avoided him at all costs for the rest of the night and fell asleep in the fetal position.
Especially because the night before, he had to amusingly tell Pelfrey about the time he got his pants stuck on a radiator.

IKE seems like he really cares about the conversation, but in reality wants to become part of the scenery.

Why is everyone waving? And for who's benefit did you roll around in dog crap?

He doesn't wanna show you the world because neither of you are Aladdin. Now get off his back.

Lol at the amazing fanny pack of wonder. Oh, and apologies for the retarded injury you have acquired, random trailer trash.

This guy appears to be posing for something important, but is about to get a BALL TO THE FACE.

Don't worry, there is chicken sauce on his fingers.

Oh no, the wind is using it's abuse attack! Jesus, did that ball open his shirt in a very not sexual manner?
These two need to stop playing hide and seek during the seventh inning, it ruins lives.
Specifically this guy's life, because he is constantly cleaning shit out of his shoes.

Scrub a dub dub?

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