Hooray for Chipper failing miserably (go back »)

Why are we opening with random fuck? And can you prance less?
We all know what happens when there is too much prancing...

Texmex invites everyone to come out and convert to extreme cannabalism. As opposed to non-extreme cannibalism.

Srsly, Pettitte is about to go for the ear. Or is making sure everyone knows he has teeth...

And of course BOOB Action? Seriously, who are you high fiving, air particles and dust?

No one is allowed to grimace in such a fashion except for Grimace. I can't wait for him to see this....uh oh.

Oh NO grimace went back in time and got a large fish to beat you with! AAAHH!
ok it wasn't that scary, in fact it wasn't scary at all. You don't really need a getaway car. And the driver's face amuses me, like he has nothing better to do but drive random screwjobs around while listening to light jazz and crashing into trees.
Woah awkward cardinal drawing on the wall, where are you going with your beak? That shall be painful.

What the fuckity fuck are all the red socks SLOWLY running from?

Hmm....yes. agreed.

Not sure how this is lollygagging, Yahoo! Sports, but what would I know? I mean, I still think Aaron Boone is going to come back to baseball and shit on the field, so...

Oh great, fish face. I was not wondering where you were at all but here you are, taking up my entire screen.

I hope you don't think the guy with glasses is planning on high fiving you.  He has better things to do like stare off to the left and model for that Asian guy.

Here's Bay, regretting that burrito.
Anybody wondering how Texmex's mouth has been doing for the past five minutes?

Just fine, thanks. Probably relishing that guy's leg that he drenched in mustard.

Or maybe he is just thinking about the time Joba shoved a pencil in his urethra.
Unless, oh God, is that his version of his smile? How sad.
Okay, why is your right hand there? And your mouth all agape is probably the second leading cause of herpes in the united states.
Guy on the right is afraid for his life. And bears, those things are scary.

Jesus, is he dead? Or perhaps he had a really good time with that base.

Oh okay, he is ok...until that creep decides to follow Texmex's orders and swallow him like a snake.

Yes I am refering to you. Please stop making a face like you are about to keel over into a pile of sand dunes.

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1-um, lots of ridiculous gay statements such as face rape and anal/nose plug and hey look gay guys.
2- that guy's name is perfect. Fukudome? He is setting himself up for embarrassing front pages and sexy parties with lampshades.

You need to stop appearing on this blog. Particularly with queer bats and awkward haircuts.
Also that poor girl clearly wants to get the fuck out but cannot because of legal issues.

Okay...this would be normal if we were on a show called "Whispering with Gloves" but, alas, we are not.

Here's Pelf the Magic Bus Seat slowly falling into oblivion. Or so it appears.
And let's conclude with a burning cat.

Or tranqy attempting to push and pull Chipper's shirt all at the same time.