Horse Tranq, watch your large mouth. (go back »)

Well horse tranq, you got thrown out of the game last night.  Mostly because you had a hissy fit the size of a glove compartment. A very LARGE glove compartment.

Yea opening your mouth like that so it appears that the universe is about to be sucked into your face doesn't help your case.

This is quite the awkward foot play. And why is Polanco back there all "Eh, let's see what this clown can do."

What is Mike and Ike the Bike from...somewhere running from?

Uh, alright. This is slightly disturbing but not run away material. Are you sure?

Oh geez, okay, yes run away from the scary crotch that might eat you. Yes.

Woah, so hey, no one is planning to join you in the chicken dance. Back up.

Dirty David is sad/slowly dying (?) on the base. Probably because he knows John Maine's baby face has now become more of a...yucky mouse on steroids face.

Gah. Now that is a reason to run Ike.
So the Mets just somehow pulled a win out of their ass, similar to pulling a tissue out of a haystack made of other tissues.  That didn't make sense, but basically it was a difficult win against...the NATIONALS?!?!?!
I agree, unnatural and angry robot/alien faced guy. The Nationals should all go die in a fire.

Tranqy, TRANQY! Calm down. There is never, ever that much of a need to catch the ball that you must spread your entire body over the other guy like a stick of butter. A...black stick of butter, I suppose.

Hate to break it to you retards, but the meeting where we discuss the apocolypse and miniature ponies isn't until next week.

Perhaps you should stand up. Clearly your career as an ostrich isn't working out.

I like how Cora/Pagan...Pacora is unsure about what to do with his glove, seeing as how random queer is assuming the position. The calf is always correct in this scenario. And now you all just learned some biology.

Do all the spanish jumps you want. I don't believe you are a donkey.

Clearly, Grimace is reacting to his children throwing feces at him yesterday. Although, really, he doesn't have children so..what?

Quit attempting to be that homosexual P sign. I'm sure it's attracting tons of pigeons and people named Pasqual.
To conclude...oh.

Okay. Never again.