name your team after anything but sausage (go back »)

I only say anything but sausage because the Brewers, formerly catering to one 'Man Goodies' have these mascots to humor us with.

CHILDREN SHOULD NOT BE POSING WITH PENIS LIKE ITEMS THAT ARE DRESSED IN RETARDED/RACIST OUTFITS. UNLESS IT'S CINCO DE MAYO which it was so why the caps? And those are not fucking children so who cares moving on


I think he truly believes that if he takes off the catcher's mysterious mask, he will reveal his true identity  as Jack Bandit, and time will reverse so we lose the world wars.
This freak needs to twist and turn and cuddle just to make ends meet. And catcher's all HEY OH!

This makes innocent puppies bleed out cocaine. Onto the tarp, not around the tarp. 
That made no sense, probably the least sensical thing I have ever said on this blog. But that face didn't deserve much of a sensical comment so ha.

Apparently Fridge "lost his pop" (yea, ok thanks yahoo! sports) which could really mean his Pop lost him. Huh, huh? Think about it.

Ok you don't have to think that hard fucking Marlin, go pack up your suitcase and leave the premises.

Shall we compare this to what happened to your peen when that bear attacked? 
I wonder if Tex Mex is still attempting to become the fattest whale/blow up doll alive.
That's a yep.
Also, the fact that Rimrod here looks reluctant to touch you makes me think you are straight

Ha. Rod's all "yeah, you're bj wasn't all that great. More like a Barney or a Baby Bop"
Too soon? Alrighty

LoL because of the about to be injured and the crying game

J-Jeter! Why have you moved from petting to...oddly groping Texmex's stomach fat? And why is random fuck behind you trying to touch your hair follicles seductively?

Yeahhhh, you're not holding a trumpet.

Clearly discussing tractors. Or something.

Hooray for celebration, but not for defecation! Or comparing the mets to donkeys, seriously Pagan, what?

And this picture is mucho awkward because where are Maine's eyes looking? And why is Blanco about to be thrown into a dumpster? Blah.
I think the world is getting revenge on Grimace for being big and purple or whatever and are deliberately attacking his left elbow. That, or he stole alot of twinkies from orphans, either/or.

Yea, not sure why you are applauding that, it didn't benefit you, nor did it call for excessive sarcastic clapping.
In fact, I am going to leave you with that thought. Think about what you have done.

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