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stupid phillies, ruining pelf's streak. and cheesesteaks.
Stop feeling yourself up and talking to yourself seductively, butt wipe. You made us lose.

Woah geez, okay isn't it in the Catcher and Ump Clause of '82 that the ump can't be thisclose to the catcher's hoo-ha except for medical reasons? And I'm pretty sure catcher doesn't have hemmorrhoids or the clap, so back it up.
Oh god OH GOD no fridge, leave the children alone. That boy just wants to go home and color, not clean your garage and neuter your cat. 
Oh. It's his son. Nothing about what I said has changed.

Alright, can you all not jump and prance around like you got a golden ticket? You know what will happen...

Oh Clyde, you masturbating dinosaur you.

Apparently Grimace is grimacing here. Um, no, captioning team, Grimace is yelling for Captain Planet to appear.

You are not now nor ever will you be Captain Planet. If anything, you are the wheelchair kid from the Burger King Kids Club. Wheels was his creative name, I believe.

Look Tranqy Wheels, I don't make the rules. If you wanna be Captain Planet, go get a cape and run around naked.

Ok for one, I know you like naked black man so don't say anything TexMex. And two, stop attempting to become a blimp for the Holiday Parade.

Wh...Ok why in the world...don't take that seriously goon, stop choking yourself with the obese rubber band.

Yea, sure, much better. What the fuck are you doing here? I feel like you somehow slowly transformed into a manly woman within the past two seconds. Quit guzzling hormones you slutty child.
I mean really he has just become so...

Oh christ why the fruitcake is the catcher lunging for Texaco like he needs medical assistance?

Oh. Perhaps he did.
Whatever. That still doesn't explain this moment of turd time.

Or this fascinating demonstration on how to poop without a proper toilet.

Is his mouth stuck in the "Holy shit here comes a vicious tiger" position?
Ok, now that this has become the TexMex hour letsa move on.
Ok, random manager or something, why are you donkey kicking people like it's your birthday?

I see, um, Quaker Oats here...appears to be a pitcher. Facts people facts!
Let's watch Jeter attempt to touch someone without it being inappropriate.
Fun. And quite queer.
Come to think of it, he's been petting people alot lately. Like some sort of dog whisperer.
See, here he is about to go in for the kill, while White Socko next to him is creeped out to no end.


And the fact that he is here with the tongue out is just rubbing salt in the itchy and violent wound.
Here we are again with Creep Gardens or something. Also, too much touching in backyard regional areas.

Someone understands what I said. I hope.
Although, there are some...individuals who decide they want to be greeted in special manners. Manners that make people pull the tarp up and hide in a cocoon for years.

Trust me, it's quite naughty and sexual.
Oh crap, I banned Gay Pole didn't I? You didn't see anything.

Don't...don't point. Mind your manners jackal. Also, your stink eye could use some work.
By the way, what the francoeur are you pointing at?

What in the...a tiny man and his father who enjoys the "two finger back pocket" game? Who points at that? Well, besides Bill Clinton...

I'm not REALLY sure why this cheese head and his sign are in the baseball pictures. But here he is, being heckled by people that despise animals that stand in the road. Especially that guy who is rampant and ready to attack at any moment. Ridiculous basketball shit.
Wow, Gayday is being punted and molested into next Tuesday. All because he refuses to make boom boom with Joe Torre?

I...suppose the horse will have to do. 
OH GOD OH GOD IMAGES IMAGES! Poor horse!
Don't look at me like that creep. Actually, are you even looking at me? I can't see what's going on here, I...

okay, Torre, if this is what you were looking at I can't help you because it makes no sense. This was years ago, not to mention that he looks like an eel trapped in a man's bottom. 
Too soon?

Are you stuck in a time warp? Or does Jason Bay's evil twin Dason Ocean have a gun pointed at your back? So confused by everything here.
And to make matters worse
That is not the picture I clicked on. Stop staring at me like you want to punt me into a wall.