still in first somehow. and elbow confusion. (go back »)

This is the twenty...first time I have attempted this. So fuck the bears.
Here's Grimace with his elbow confusion/mating call for antelope in heat.
Well, hi
Somehow we are still in first because of prickly butter. AND PRUNES.
But not thanks to you, Jeter with botox randomly in one side of the face.

Why does the guy behind Gayday Sizeless seem to be confused about where his pantyhose are located? 
Also, how goes Joe Mauer who is all Fishin in Cah-bow? (fucking what?)

Ah, trying to get approval from black guys. Smooth.

Um...
somehow this guy dug his own grave. And I am afraid.
This picture. is probably the best thing to ever conclude with. EVER. You won't be able to handle it.
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This picture.
I can't. 
There are only so many fun ways of saying Uh Oh surprise rape without it getting awkward and violent.