Pelf cannot sing, trust me (go back »)

Look at this poopface

He's all smug in the spotlight, like he just cured cancer or purchased a bonnet.
Well, not today, random catcher, for I will call upon the MASTURBATING DINOSAUR OF DOOM!

Oh, what's that? Are you gonna pretend you have a hernia now? Fuck off.

Here's Tex Mex starting to regret those 13 burritos. 

And now here he is trying to burn off those scary calories. All while leaving bits of defecation in the atmosphere.
See, I am trying to avoid pedophile jokes so now it's like poop humor every 5 words. Diarrhea. Ok.

Here's Chipper Jones acting as a puppet for the black guy's benefit. Or awkward anal rape, whatever.

Uh, no. No lip licking. Unpleasant, tranqy.

Oh, yea, pretending your jesus talking to moses in a burning bush isn't better at all. 

Oh my....pull your panties out of the grill. Or something. Just you know, be a man.
Also, Murph better stop swimming in a pool. Because he fails at the drums and at life. Nevermind.