Man date. or Mandate. (go back »)

He's not rubbing it off, he's rubbbing it in. Like a genie lamp. A firm, brown genie lamp. 
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I really think I just blacked out for a second woah what the holy balls did I just type?
Anywho...

Posada is all "Snap your neck mother fucker" and Hughes is all "gdasfjkdlsarjeiowruoiweuroi colors."
That's what Will said and it seemed appropriate, yet fucked up.

When I saw this I....shoud I even go there? 
Ok basically stupid joke about holy crap I thought this was a really really black guy from afar and now I know it's John Goodman in disguise.
Furthermore, I appreciate this next black guy

It's hard to imitate a train going through a tunnel when the "tunnel" decides to give up midway through the scene.
Of course act 2 is ten times better with the "Pretend you are a snake that just ate a gigantic ham and chase your dream of becoming thin" scene
Bravo, gentlemen, bravo.
So Grimace must have farted out of a tuba or said something mean to Dirty David such as "Nice weather" or "Hey" because

The Gap ain't just a store ya know?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. I am bored with this. Making fun of Grimace is no longer my hobby.
...ok I lied. 
There is nothing wrong or interesting about the next picture

Besides the clear fact that I want to shave his face with a 20 mile long pole and then throw the same pole at his van, freeing the children and the one mexican who was confused.

Why in the world did that offend you? Who are you? And why are you approaching menacingly with that bat?

See, from you, I expect the nonsense and the stares that keep me up at night, hiding from the horse tranq faces. Now you are just confusing me with the...lipgloss? Really?
This just in...um....Rimrod...eats grass?

I have no other explanation for the shit that is spewing from the side pocket of his mouth.
I...oh.

OH.

No. No. No. No.
Why would that.....how....he doesn't...


So Tex Mex makes the most awkwardly abrupt face when he puts on his doctor gloves.

That's all there is to that.
Easy EASY, jesus, what are you doing with all that dirt? Be careful, otherwise
David...recycles...things.
And who wants that, dirty ump?