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Oh ho what have we here? Andy doing a scissor chop to..absolutely no one?

Followed closely by asshole #2 literally kicking his ass hole, while ump chump stares awkwardly?

And concluding with Pettitte contracting gonorrhea and AIDS all at once?

Excellent job eggshells. And who the fuckity fuck do we have to thank for this?

That's right good ol crotchgrabber, who swiped a q-tip around his toilet bowl. Bravo.
Speaking of crotch, I wonder what Tex Mex is up to lately?


Ah. Still posing for Whales Weekly. How fun.
Back to Rim Rod, is it bizarre that this may be the most homosexual picture I have ever seen of him? And that's in comparison to ones where he makes out with men on doilies and conducts anal sex scenes in barbie aisles?

Prove me wrong why doncha with your mouth all agape and such.

Here's David running like a gingerbread man even though no one is really chasing him because we all know the wolf eats him in the end.
So Mike and Ike Davis made his debut tonight, and of course ANGRY MASTURBATING DINOSAUR...came...and

to be fair, horse tranq warned him what with the rape signal here

and then Grimace punched him, whispering "Watch out for the masturbating dinosaur tonight. and me..."
so really, there was much warning and retardedness for him to realize what would happen.
Anyway, Rich Hard

ch....CHILDREN? Why the flying fuck face are you all gathered around Creep Van-Pelf? Just look at his smirk, he's all "They ain't boys, but they are underage!" Which makes babies throw up.
As I was saying, Rich Hardon the penis pump is doing his part for the environment.
by getting small man-children to carry him around in a carriage. 
Enough pedophile innuendo, it's become old and young. Ha.

God, what NOW? I was trying to make a horrible joke, it wasn't...just go back to your oats and grains.
This next picture is so un-holy. Was the dash necessary? Probably not.

I mean, the mouth in the blow up doll position plus the eyes up when the ball is RIGHTTHERE make this guy the WTF LOOK DOWN FOOL of the day.
A close second was guy who we hope didn't shit himself moments ago and will now proceed to fall on poor JD Drew

and third was miguel cabrera, who needs to recognize!...that he appears to have eaten 7 watermelons god damn boy gained weight

Also, boner for your thoughts...