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Let's begin a rousing round of Imitating Pettitte Pitching Faces Only They Don't Even Begin to Compare so Suck It or Shapes for short
Close but no cigar, smokey mcholy hell left cheek...
Holy crap Jon Garland is alive!(?) And now back to forgetting he exists, burying him in a snake pit of misery


This would be appropriate in an alternate dimension where Pettitte was white, liked anal, and children's birthday parties. Oh wait that's someone else I know...

I was clearly not referring to your clownish parade acts, go sit down fridge.

Haha, Grimace go down sideways like weeble wobble pushed by Hamburgler. Who I suppose is that other guy here. Awkward for Ronald to explain at the next McDonald's Conference.

Uh yea. sure, uh huh, pelf is ronald mcdonald. If that helps anyone sleep at night than god bless you. Just remember he would be all "Who wants a big mac...in their mouth?" and sleep tight.

Why is this dirty smuck standing here like no one showed up to his circumcision celebration? Um, maybe because you are 34 and its called a bris for a reason? Who the hell wants to go somewhere that you know will have cutting of penis? 

I had that coming. But maybe not so much the aggressive biting of penal code face. 
So horse tranqs...prescription...for meds ran out.

Don't sympathize, the horses needed some rest. and look on the bright side, he still has elephant tranqs.

That's what I thought. Now go be creepy elsewhere fucktard.